I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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