you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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