I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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