this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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