Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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