question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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