You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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