i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Do I have a choice?
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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