Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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