I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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