Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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