I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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