His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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