How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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