I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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