I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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