i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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