So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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