I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think i got beer on your cat.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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