You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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