It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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