For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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