what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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