Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize
