Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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