He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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