There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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