Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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