member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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