I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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