RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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