just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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