You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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