Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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