what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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