are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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