You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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