Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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