so explain again why im purple
no
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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