garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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