she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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