I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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