I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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