I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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