oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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