Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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