Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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