She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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