I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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