foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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